Thursday, February 4, 2010
Just Because My Kids are Cute!
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Elisabeth's Entrance

So, according to everyone back home, Elisabeth, Erin and Nathan returned today. Clara has done a great job adapting to a big sister. It was a little touch and go at first -- she was more excited about getting ice cream at "Chick-a-fay" than she was about spending time with "baby sister." However, it sounds like now she is ready to play and keeps on saying "baby sister down" and "baby sister in tent"...
Friday, January 29, 2010
The "Ts" have another "E"
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Waiting....
Saved by a Sensei (teacher)
"I'm a bicycle!" and other brilliant attempts at Japanese
LF: Hello, thisis completelyindistinguisablespeedspeakingperson
Emily: Hello, this is Emily Toelcke
LF: Hello? Hello?
Emily: Emily Toelcke
LF: somethingsomething did you lose blahblah
Emily: Dictionary. Yesterday.
LF: Do you understand Japanese?
Emily: A little...
LF: Just a moment...
Emily: Okay
LF: Emily-san?
Emily: Yes.
LF: somethingelsecompletelyindescernablethatwaswaytoofast
Emily: Yes
LF: blahblahblahblahblah close in ten minutes. 7 o'clock. Okay?
Emily: Yes, yes.
LF: Tomorrow somethingwillhappenmaybeitsbettertocometomorrowbutfranklyIhavenoidea
Emily: Today. Now. Come. Dictionary.
LF: lkadfsijfslaskdjfoiwerjlaksdjfoijewlrkajdfoidsuajlskdjroaweiruadbflkdsjfaosifhs
Emily: Thank you.
LF: lkjasdofielakjwfoidsajlkejraosidfuskajrf;lewiaskjdfh
Knowing I only have ten minutes to obtain my communicator, I high-tail down three flights of stairs, weave through hoards of businessmen leaving work, and race (as fast as one can run in heels) toward the bus terminal. With three minutes to spare I fling open the door and announce "I'm a bicycle!!!" What I of course mean to say is I lost my dictionary, but alas, that too is failed to be expressed. However, the Lost and Found men are quite bright. Not long before a dictionary had been returned. Here in front of them stands a blonde, proclaiming herself to be a man-powered two-wheel person mover. Could they in some way be connected? Nah...that would be too obvious!!!
Monday, January 25, 2010
Just When I Thought School Lunch Couldn't Get Any (you fill-in-the-blank)...
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Lessons from a Leaf

With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. The Lord is not slow in keeping His promise. II Peter 3:8-9
A Whale of a Tale
Operation Keki Part 2
¼ cup flour
¼ cup sugar
2 T cocoa
1 egg
3 T milk
3 T oil
Splash of vanilla
Put all dry ingredients into large coffee mug and mix well; Add other ingredients and mix well.
Put in microwave and bake for 3 minutes on high.Cake will rise up over top of mug but will settle when you take it out. Allow to cool slightly and tip out of mug or just eat from mug.
I Love English in Japan (Car Sticker)
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Home Sweet Hallway
I finally managed to find a day where I had both a clean apartment and a lack of wet laundry drapes (most likely a once-in-a-lifetime experience!!) So, it seemed like a perfect time to show you around... However, I must provide a disclaimer -- neither I nor my camerawoman (Sarah) are professionals ;-)
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Christmas!

Sunday, January 10, 2010
成人式 Coming of Age Day
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Yep, I'm Back in Japan

Little bottle of water = 110 yen
Big bottle of water = 110 yen
*Well, you could say it's two for the price of one!*
Saturday, December 19, 2009
The Day I became an International Emergency
Yesterday, when I returned to my school's staff room after teaching, one of the teacher's practically jumped out of his chair to tell me that I had received an "emergency" call from an "Otsuki-san" (one of my LOLs). Someone had returned a cellphone to the police department and it matched my phone's description. However, since it was locked, nobody could check the number to make sure it was my phone. So they wanted to know if I could identify the attached strap. After correctly describing the three monkeys sitting on a bunch of bananas (don't even ask why I have that strap on my phone -- it's a completely different crazy story!) I was informed that, yes, indeed, the phone was mine. However, since the police station is closed on Saturdays and Sundays (I guess one can't commit crimes on the weekends here in Japan) I had to arrive by five! Unfortunately, due to a various events out of either my or my LOLs' control, it was going to be an impossible feat. Therefore, claiming that it was an "International Emergency" my LOLs insisted that the police department remain open till 6 so that I could claim my phone before I leave on Monday for Florida. They must have been very convincing because at the specified time, I was escorted into the police department, with numerous police staring in awe of a blonde walking through their corridors. With much tradition and lots of bowing, my cellphone was returned and soon we were able to easily remove the remote lock. As far as I can tell, nobody used my phone to make any calls during the past week and my bank account is still intact. All in all, it was just one more crazy adventure in the life of the tentmaker (who now just happens to be on the Japanese police's black list!)
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Dreams do come true...
- Broccoli (oh how I love green florets!)
- Potato Sausage soup (no quail eggs, no slimy gray stuff, no seaweed)
- Bunny-shaped apple bread (so cute and so yummy!)
- Chicken leg (Can you believe it!!! A leg for once?????)
- Banana-chocolate crepe (need I say more?)
I'm not sure what exactly possessed the lunch-ladies to serve us a scrumptious menu like this, but I was totally ecstatic (and hope that whatever did, will charm them again). In fact, I wondered for a second if I was actually in Japan (the included hot green tea brought me back into reality!) My kids' opinion, on the other hand.... well, let's just say they said they preferred the day we got unagi (eel) for lunch!
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
A free unagi (eel) pie to whoever can figure this out!
Monday, December 14, 2009
You know that you are no longer in an individualistic society when...
- the annual medical check is scheduled for you and your peers to attend simultaneously.
- instructions for specimen collection is given to everybody in a group meeting
- you are ushered into a female-only locker room and instructed to change into the medical "pjs" (size LL, I might add) with everyone else
- you are ushered in turn from blood pressure to weight to blood drawing to chest x-ray stations
- you can watch your friends pass out when blood is being drawn
- you wait your turn in the hallway with your pj-decked peers (male and female alike)
- you carry and compare your medical forms from station to station (I'm taller than the boys!!)
- the medical techs. politely refer to you by number (i.e. eighteen-san=Ms. Eighteen) instead of name
- the nurses don't inform you before they lift your shirt and measure your girth (thankfully not in front of your peers!)
- your paperwork states that your medical records WILL be sent to your place of employment



