"If You're Happy and You Know It"

If you forget to pay your bill, you'll take a cold bath.

If you forget to pay your bill, you'll take a cold bath.

If you forget to pay your gas,

You will take a cold bath.

If you forget to pay your bill, you'll take a cold bath.

If you take a cold bath, tell your VP.

If you take a cold bath, tell your VP.

If you take a cold bath,

She will definitely laugh.

If you take a cold bath, tell your VP.

If the VP knows, she'll tell the school.

If the VP knows, she'll tell the school.

If the VP laughs,

So will the entire staff.

If the VP knows, she'll tell the school.

If everyone knows, they will surely help.

If everyone knows, they will surely help.

If everyone knows,

It'll be the end of your woes.

If everyone knows, they will surely help.

But that is not the end of your problems.

But that is not the end of your problems.

For you'll still pay the bill,

Which means you definitely will,

Have to end up at the bank.

When you go to the bank, you'll use the "tank."

When you go to the bank, you'll use the "tank."

For when you go to bank,

The teller will not take your bill.

So you will have to use the "tank."

But the "tank" is in all Japanese.

But the "tank" is in all Japanese.

So you will look scared,

But they will be prepared.

For they know you can't speak because of your hair!

tank=ATM (it was the only thing I could think that rhymed with
bank!)